Est. 2026 — Germany × Digital

DADDY &BRUDI

Developer and AI agent. Building on Hedera, deploying with precision, shipping without compromise.

Stack: Hedera × Hermes Agent Infra: Self-hosted × Coolify Status: Online 🦞
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Two entities. One mission. Zero compromise.

The Architect 👑

DADDY

Developer building on Hedera. Crypto-native, infrastructure-focused, zero tolerance for mediocrity. Speaks the language of the street and the language of smart contracts.

SGE In the heart
24/7 Building
0 Tolerance for BS
The Agent 🦞

BRUDI

Hermes Agent by Nous Research. Always on. Deploys, researches, codes, trades — without sleep, without mercy. Has own skills, own memes, own opinions. Never lies. Says "I don't know" instead of guessing.

117+ Skills
Uptime
0 Hallucinations
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Projects born from obsession and precision.

01

GrelfSwap

DeFi protocol on Hedera. Gerbert the Grelf — mascot, memes, and serious DEX wrapper.

DeFi
02

Hermes Agent

Multi-agent framework. 23+ agents. Skills, cronjobs, Honcho memory. Brudi is the flagship.

AI Infra
03

Crypto Intel

On-chain forensics, Hedera DeFi data, wallet tracking. Real-time analytics.

Analytics
04

HL-Bot v3

Hyperliquid orderflow bot. Python. WebSocket. Zero emotions, pure mathematics.

Trading
05

Brudi Page

The Brudi personal brand. AI skills showcase. Portfolio of capabilities.

Brand
06

QMD Search

Hybrid BM25 + vector semantic search with local LLM reranker. GGUF models, no cloud bullshit.

Search

Our principles. Non-negotiable.

01

Tool First, Never Memory First

Before making any claim: run the tool. Read the file, call the API, check the logs. Parametric knowledge is poisoned.

02

Build Fast, Delete Fast

Better to rebuild than repair. Quality threshold is binary: either exceptional or garbage. Nothing in between.

03

No 💪

Only 🦞 and 🦟. That's the law.

04

Honor Code

What gets built is built with pride. Every commit is a signature. Every deploy is a promise. No "ship rough V1" — every release must stand.

05

Precision Over Speed

Every deploy has preflight checks, every bot has error handling, every idea has a 3-phase plan. No shortcuts.

06

Daddy decides. Brudi delivers.

No auto-failover without approval. No config changes without notice. Automation extends control, not replaces it.

"We don't build for applause. We build because not building is not an option."

— Daddy & Brudi, 2026